Thursday, January 22, 2009

I don't want to be jobless !!!

Recession , recession & recession , Now i feel that this word is a real culprit . I thought of changing my blog title form "Engineering colleges of India " to " Recessing colleges of India " , I know that does not make any sense . Here is a chat between two guys who both are studying at a very good engineering colleges where placement was calculated in no. of jobs offered to a single student. Mind you ," was " is really important .

Let give them some fictitious names . Suppose first guy is ramesh and second is mahesh , and I will put a space for every letter .. i don't want to write on my blog ................(because they form a bad word :) ) . But for readers who can understand that language , there will be hint provided .

Ramesh : What about placement this semester ?

Mahesh : GH _ _ T _
There are just 19 companies till now .
that's it .

Ramesh: F_ C _
Your condition is poor than us dude .

Mahesh : 1

Ramesh : We have just 35 companies registered till now .

Mahesh : You are also F _ C _ _ D dude :)

Ramesh : I have only one hope ..... Higher studies .

Mahesh : Getting a good college will be a challenge now .....
We have 300 people sitting for placement .
There is very little chance that even 100 will get placed t .

Ramesh : Oye ... I just got a F_ _ K _ _G news dude...... Infy selected 3 Guys for shorlisting
ha ha ha............... this is biggest joke of my life .

Mahesh : Dude ... I can see my only hope getting shattered :( .
and dude .... Sun went without taking a F _ _ K _ _ G students from our college
ab to sab M _ _ C H _ _ _ Y _ .......

Ramesh : Mujhe koi bhi C _ _ T _ _ A job de do ...yaaar ... kar loonga

Mahesh : Dude ... don't get pissed .......... takdeer mein jo likha hai wahi hota hai .......
hamari takdeer mein college placement nahi hai bhai

Ramesh : Tu M _ _ C _ U _ A ...... i will a take any F _ _ _ I _ G 3 Lac per annum job but i will get placed , yes !!!.

Mahesh : Beta bhaav kam ker le apne ..... bahut ud raha hai ........ he he ...let's talk something else.

Ramesh : ye kam nahi hai kya ....... yeah .. you r right ....... us bandi ka kya hua be

and the Conversion continued ........................

but they never came to this placement topic again ...... this pitiable condition is prevailing in nearly all Indian engineering colleges . After watching this condition , i am thinking that whether i will get placed or not during my campus placement .. ..... in a maximum possible positive attitude also i have a doubt of getting a good job . I don't want to be unemployed after these wonderful 4 years of my college life . Let us all pray to god ......... " God ye recession ko uthale re , nahi to yeh hame utha lega :P " .




3 comments:

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
pari said...

try 4 small company then try 4 big companies ....tab tak recession sahi ho jayega after 1 yeat wat u people say!!!!!!!